Diary Of A Wigger Kid

Diary Of A Wigger Kid is a limited series crossover between the diary of a wimpy kid and Wigger Whip franchises. It stars Greg Heffley, along with several of the Wigger cast.

Plot
Wigger and friends are teleported into a mysterious town. Fred recalls the battle he was having with Count Cockula while everyone else was nearby. Noticing their missing powers, Amiri suggests they stay in a hotel. Upon entering their hotel rooms (they stay in different rooms cause they ain't gay), Dave hears a knock on the door. It is an odd child, holding a slice of cheese. The child thrown the cheese onto Dave, while yelling "Juice!". He then explains the cheese touch to Dave, and tells him how to get rid of it. The next morning, the group notices Dave is missing.

They find Dave fighting to the death with Manny, attempting to give him the cheese touch. As Dave is about to deliver the killing blow, Manny counters with a frozen condom with Diet Coke in it. Susan Hefley comes out and thinks the boys are playing. The group is confused, until they see Dave is roughly Manny's height. The group is also shorter, and Fred and Wigger are Greg's height. seeing this, Susan introduces them to Greg. Greg recognizes Wigger, and listens to the group's story. The group,(Greg included), tortures Fregley for information.

Fregley tells how Count Cockula paid him to give Dave the cheese touch. Infused with Cockula's power, the cheese touch would revert their age and remove their abilities. Fregley also reveals that the group will need to talk to Chirag on how to reverse the effects. Picking up Rowley on the way, the group heads to Chirag's house. Chirag confesses to working with Cockula in exchange for Holly Hills phone number. He also says the Count plans to become a dictator, along with Manny.

The group travels to Manny's fallout bunker, opening it with the codeword "Ploopy". They discover several nuclear weapons, and instructions on how to reverse the cheese touch. Manny notes that you must "touch" someone's heart. Manny also reveals several physical leys are required Returning with several automatic guns, Manny is countered by Rowley. Rowley had secretly mastered the use of a frozen condom with Diet Coke in it. The group takes Manny's key, and runs away.

The gang heads to uncle Charlie to obtain his key. Greg convinces Charlie to let them look for his key, before Manny and his Nazi army attack. Manny turns on the TV, and shows Greg committing terroristic acts. While Greg is distracted, Frew appears, and utilizes Krav Maga to disable Wigger. Manny orders a tactical retreat, and Wigger is captured. Greg takes the key, and the group heads out.

The next morning, the group heads out for the final key. Unfortunately, the key was given to Patty Farrell. Sneaking into her house, Fred leads the gang. Learning where Wigger is being held, and how he will be executed in 3 hours, the group evades Patty, entering her room. In Patty's room, Fred locates the key, but is ambushed by Christopher Brownfield. As he is calling for help, Amiri knocks him out with a jar of bubble soap.

Patty Farrel was alerted, however, and attacks the group with a small flamethrower from Manny. The group escapes as her house is burning to the ground. With all of the keys, Greg is kidnapped, leaving the keys to Rowley. Still needing to "touch people's hearts", Rowley suggests visiting Rodrick. Rodrick is initially skeptical until he learns Greg has been kidnapped. Rowley brings up