Gex/Quotes

"Reminds me of cuckoldry at Dave's house."

"It's tail time"

"Captain, they are a bizarre alien race that find Gex funny."

"Well, if it isn't Doctor Coktor.

"Is that a lightsaber are or you just happy to see me?"

"At least I'm not at the DMV."

"Welcome to this week's episode of 'Touched By An Uncle'" (What the fuck i didn't change this one)

"This is the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth"

(Upon entering hell)"So this is New Jersey"

"Come on Wigger, it's Chinatown"

(Upon entering Japan) "Ahh, ancient Chinese level"

"I'm lost in Dick Dale's colon"

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Fortnite night at Fred's house"

"Uh, lady, you gotta change your lint filter"

"Now, that's what I call getting some tail"

"Reminds me of Gex at Wigger's house"

(When meeting Wigger) "Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape"

"Daddy wants air! Daddy wants air"